2021.10.22 17:35 cheese-and-bananas Me but with the haircut I want lol
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2021.10.22 17:35 rulesforrebels @cz_binance: 2 BTC
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2021.10.22 17:35 PsychedelicMention "hallucinogen" in /r/trees: CBD weed HPPD ? -- "..its known only caused by hallucinogens ) where im getting.."
2021.10.22 17:35 MichaelJGrant Could have made the front page
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2021.10.22 17:35 Deewwsskkii Wankerstar inspires and informs the female Cronies of their role in his new cult.
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2021.10.22 17:35 DerReudenboy 1592
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2021.10.22 17:35 renerthr InstitutoButantan e BioManguinhos podem fazer vacinas mRNA
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2021.10.22 17:35 GothicNet Lifelike Cybernetics – Halloween Makeup Tutorial
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2021.10.22 17:35 Rich_Engineering_873 Kate Arizmendi speaks on the tragedy on Instagram.
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2021.10.22 17:35 NewsElfForEnterprise A ‘subtle’ but permanent change is coming to the Green Line this weekend
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2021.10.22 17:35 eugeniqa Drum and Bass ballad
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2021.10.22 17:35 JakenBakee changed my colour and clothes today after halloween event and got a pet to match..
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2021.10.22 17:35 MrFinland707 I have done it before and I'm doing it again: the swamp vibes anyone?
2021.10.22 17:35 WHOISD40 [FREE BEAT] SLUGGER (prod. WHOISD40)
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2021.10.22 17:35 Charming-Length242 OPEN COMMITTEES!!! if you are interested DM me.
2021.10.22 17:35 apathyzeal Job for meme.service failed because the control process exited with error code. See "systemctl status meme.service" and "journalctl -xe" for details.
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2021.10.22 17:35 wish_yooper_here This year’s Amanitas.
2021.10.22 17:35 xon-xoff Pixel 6 magic eraser
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2021.10.22 17:35 alforo_ La crisis en Gran Bretaña revela que el capitalismo avanza con el depósito vacío
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2021.10.22 17:35 MipCraze Its been a hell of a run boys
2021.10.22 17:35 UnexperiencedIT Reddit is looking to hire people for a new platform for non-fungible tokens NFTs and digital goods.
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2021.10.22 17:35 saysthehardtruth How do you deal with toxic applicants ?
I am not the only one on the HR department and there's like three of us and this applicant complained that we are unprofessional well the truth of the matter is that the head of the HR just recently closed the position and the applicant was complaining and being rude and mad but she was still "on the way" to the interview how do you even manage these kinds of applicants?
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2021.10.22 17:35 dr4gonbl4z3r [WP] Advances in medicine mean humans can now choose when they will die. The average person seeks death after around 650 years, but the oldest person alive is in their 2400s. They also happen to be your boss, and still don’t quite understand how to use a computer. [by loopymon]
People can choose when they will die. People can also choose how they will die.
And frankly, people sometimes make terribly informed choices in that regard. If it was me, I would like to die in my sleep, fully intact with all my limbs and every drop of blood inside my body. I will never understand why some people decide on spacediving without a parachute.
If I needed something really quick, a laser round through my head seemed quick and efficient. Coincidentally, that thought, much like the imaginary bullet, was currently tunnelling itself through my head.
“Ivy, could you press the delete button for me? I’m trying to open the task manager,” Cicero said. Both hands—just their index fingers, really—were currently occupied by CTRL + ALT.
“Boss,” I smacked my forehead so hard that I was certain there was an incandescent red welt that remained. “You can use multiple fingers.”
“Like… oh my god,” I held on to DEL. There was just so many things I wanted to say, which of course ended up with me saying absolutely zilch.
Cicero began painstakingly moving the mouse around, with the same caution and relative speed of a demon handling a brittle glass bottle containing holy water.
“What are you looking for?”
“Hmm,” he muttered. “This is the task manager, no? If I want to do anything on this computer, I need its permission. Hierarchy matters.”
“You gave the actual Captain America tactical advice in the 30th century,” I said.
“I obeyed the command structure then, and I’ll do it now,” Cicero said. “Ah, Captain America. Brings me back to the old days. I used to read comics of him, and then bam! There he was in the flesh, a thousand years later.”
Each keypress was trepidatious, one shaking finger at a time. I realized that this was a most effective sort of torture. Put an inept battalion commander in front of Napoleon, and it would inflict more pain unto him than a sword slash.
“Cicero, please just tell me what you need to do.”
“I wanted to check the incoming deliveries we have for later.”
I gently laid my hand on the mouse.
“Look, I’ve set it up before,” I said. “You just click on this colourful icon here at the bottom. It’s the only one there, I removed everything else. And see? Here, there are the bookmarks. The first one! You always want to see this, so it’s the first one! That’s all you need to do.”
“But you didn’t tell the task manager,” he said, with genuine worry. “Won’t he get angry?”
“That’s not what the… the task manager won’t be angry. OK? Really, don’t worry,” I said, turning to him.
“So why is there a giant flashing red thing on the screen?”
I whirled back onto the screen, of which its real estate was now entirely covered with a pop-up ad advertising me being the billionth person to visit some site. Closed. Another one immediately popped up.
“Cicero,” I gritted my teeth. “What did you do?”
“What did I do? Hey! I barely use this thing,” he protested. “You are the one that’s always on it. But it told me there were viruses on the computer! It’s a helpful message, and I clicked it to get rid of everything.”
“Oh lord,” I seethed.
The average human being lives to 650 years old, though Cicero was an odd case. I was still a spry 200, though recent circumstances might have caused me to change my stance on how long I actually wanted to survive.
“It has to be your fault,” Cicero muttered. “Fix this. I’ll go handle the deliveries.”
“It is not my fault,” I said. “And there are no deliveries! Nobody’s dying. I don’t know how you are still running a funeral home.”
“I know how to deal with Death,” he said. “That’s why.”
For a moment, there was a twinge of pity that played itself on my heartstrings, a melodious twang that suffused my mind.
Then, the computer gave up on life. The screen turned black, its fans stopped whirring, and the mashing of a power button did nothing but produce a cacophonous staccato with my inner screams.
“When you really think about it,” I muttered under my breath. “200 years is already a long life rather well-lived.”
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2021.10.22 17:35 CalligrapherLong1993 Darkrai raid inviting 10
Stay online to be invited.
We are going for 10 players. if we are under 5 at the 15 sec mark, leave and We will re invite you.
Good luck with catching!
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2021.10.22 17:35 marxatemyacid Change starts at a personal level. If you cannot love yourself and work on yourself, you cannot work for and love the people. We are the revolution.
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